I am...tangy as a mofo
May I suggest:http://twitter.com/nisib
So, likeTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I’m doing that thing where I go back and forth between feeling my sad, shitty feelings to their fullest extent and guilting/motivating myself to cheer the fuck up. At least I can point to the chain of events that brought me to my pity party….
I’m trying to make some kind of plan for today. I called in to my internship and I have tomorrow off also.
-I have to pick up cat meds and cat litter
-Call a client
-I have to mail a package
-Watch some TV- Brooklyn Nine-Nine and maybe the new Cosmos
-Make a veggie burger
-Color in a mandala
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.