Hit the bitch
A Pimp Named Slickback: Did you know that at least 75% of bitches suffer from some kind of hearing loss? This alarming statistic means that, more likely than not, talking is not the most effective way to communicate with a bitch. That's when you have to hit her.
Tom Dubois: Whoa, what?
A Pimp Named Slickback: You tell her what you want her to do. If she say no, hit the bitch! Simple.
Tom Dubois: But I couldn't hit Sarah. I couldn't hit *any* woman.
A Pimp Named Slickback: Has *not* hitting the bitch been working? I mean, scientifically speaking, has not hitting the bitch achieved the desired result?
Tom Dubois: No way! I just, I can't, I couldn't, I won't!
A Pimp Named Slickback: Tom, take a deep breath. It's okay, people have phobias. Some niggas can't cross bridges, you can't go upside a bitch's head. Okay, we can beat this.
Dec 14th