January 2010
34 posts
“Lovely Raita
I Want To Hold Your Naan
Aloo Goodbye
Vindaloo Without you
Get...”
– The Curry Beatles
December 2009
43 posts
New and exciting vocabulary for the day!
With the help of this CL best of post and Urban Dictionary, I learned about the following:
flaming dragon
cincinati bowtie
Houdini
Blumkinuku
Gawsh, I used to be so naive!
It's Twenty-ten, not Two-thousand and ten. →
(via datn)
This is getting reblogged daily until TWENTY TEN.
Hooray productivity!
Got Anchor Brewery Tour Rezzies for my visiting friends in late January
Put together a mini-crew reunion dinner/drink up at my beloved tonga room, also for visiting friends.
Scheduled a trip to Smugglers Cove (it’s where Jade in Hayes Valley used to be) with some sexy ass girls
Gave my brows a right good plucking- because if past experience is any indication, the only waxer in SF...
Freaky Things That Happened Today:
Stepped on a squirrel
Watched a pink barbie themed BMW take a left turn onto market street
Kicked over my work computer and killed it
Read a stranger’s obituary to another stranger
Saw a little girl skateboarding with her grandfather
Warded off a half dozen horny bums on my walk to work…I must smell like steak
Top 10 Things I Didn't Have the Time or Motivation...
rideronthestorm:
1. That Weird Cottonelle Commercial Where the Bear Can’t Wipe His Ass Properly
I understand that toilet paper, and pretty much any product having to do with our “delicate sensibilities” (i.e. excreting fluid and/or waste from any one of our ferngullies) is hard to address on television, but to address it with such candor and openness defies practicality and logic. I don’t...
Go jesus, it's yer birfday....we gonna party like...
Slate: Best Movies of the Decade →
Eternal Sunshine seems to be ranking up there!
“America the hysterical is a profitable place for shrill activists of all...”
– Frank Schaeffer, Crazy For God
NYT: Mexico DF Legalizes Same-Sex Marriage →
Viva la queer raza!
“- children
- animals
- old people
- chocolate
- singer/songwriters
-...”
– Things my roommate Klee hates.
Hit the bitch
A Pimp Named Slickback: Did you know that at least 75% of bitches suffer from some kind of hearing loss? This alarming statistic means that, more likely than not, talking is not the most effective way to communicate with a bitch. That's when you have to hit her.
Tom Dubois: Whoa, what?
A Pimp Named Slickback: You tell her what you want her to do. If she say no, hit the bitch! Simple.
Tom Dubois: But I couldn't hit Sarah. I couldn't hit *any* woman.
A Pimp Named Slickback: Has *not* hitting the bitch been working? I mean, scientifically speaking, has not hitting the bitch achieved the desired result?
Tom Dubois: No way! I just, I can't, I couldn't, I won't!
A Pimp Named Slickback: Tom, take a deep breath. It's okay, people have phobias. Some niggas can't cross bridges, you can't go upside a bitch's head. Okay, we can beat this.
On archetype.
dearcoketalk:
What are your unabashed thoughts on the Manic Pixie Dream Girl?
She’s the post-adolescent male version of a hyper-idealized romantic fantasy. In other words, Edward Cullen with tits instead of fangs.
She’s basically a femme fatale for guys that are pussies.
Pretty harmless, really.
“I can looks pretty hagsville when I hit up trader joes. I’m talking leggings...”
– last night’s description of my trader joe’s ensemble. (via lauramenorah)
That’s what I wear on a good day, minus the hipsterhontas head band because giant elastic bands give my big dome a headache.
Can we say Missed Connection waiting to happen?
I forgot how awesome it is to put your damp hair...
You know, you really do gotta pay the troll toll...
