February 2010
52 posts
January 2010
34 posts
If tonight works out the way I hope it will...
After my buddies and I do happy hour at the tonga room and pretend like we’re in our 30’s, we’ll end up at Chelsea Place where I’ll bum a couple cigs, create a coaster ashtray, and walk in on some folks screwing in the downstairs bathrooms.
I’ll also count the number of shots that the creeptastic borderline alcoholic seat warming dudes buy the sleazily sexy,...
On nationality.
dearcoketalk:
What are your thoughts on dating Persian men?
Based on the overly aggressive, mildly annoying way you submitted this question seventeen times in a row, I’m gonna go ahead and assume that you’re Persian.
I’m also going to assume that what you’re really doing is asking me to speak on behalf of all LA party girls as to why you’re constantly being rejected in the clubs. You’re using...
Mass. Hysteria- Ian Gurvitz →
I love this man’s rants!
“From the moment they took office, the White House message should’ve consisted of just one word: jobs. Every advisor on every Sunday morning show should’ve repeated it like a mantra: We’re putting America back to work. And, assuming some of that might have actually been accomplished, and that message communicated, then with that much political clout and good...
I (kinda) graduated in Dec 07
But I’m just NOW getting my diploma because of a $208 library fine and credit/requirement mixup that came because somebody thought an honors 19th century lit class didn’t count towards my english major.
Procrastination….where haven’t you been all my life?
“ That foot found at a NY recycling center? Turns out it belonged to a bear....”
– Fark’s Headlines of the Year
“Uh Oh: Spaghetti-o’s creator dies at 83”
– Seen on an elevator news ticker
Wantsies:
A steaming plate of malai kofta from Taste of the Himalayas in Berkeley
Another camping trip with my dude
A guinea pig
$100 for a passport so I can lose my international virginity to Vancouver
A clean apartment
Maybe shrimpy dudes lust after tall women because...
HA! Immediately after sharing that I'm 6 foot tall...
Sorry dude, I’m not really into stomping on people.
In other life news-
Because of my awesome view, I am now providing free and immediate bay bridge traffic updates to those who need it.
Seriously…someone texted me to ask how backed up the bridge is right now. I tilted my head fifteen degrees and reported that they’ve got smooth sailing all the way to Oakland.
I've gotten to a point in my life where I...
Progress!
I even walked a half a mile in them without twisting my ankle!
Womanhood- my name is Nisi, nice to meet you!
I hope schools make spoiler ettiquette mandatory...
Anything to save the future generation from being buttmunches like my buddies!!
Backstory:
When Lost came out, I was intrigued but I could tell that it was the kind of show that was best watched all at once. I’m just now getting arount to it because I work late as hell and have around 2-3 hours downtime at night- plus it’s all on Netflix Watch Instantly.
So, over the past week...
