March 2012
70 posts
February 2012
42 posts
Friend: Ive lost count of her collection of yippy purse dogs.
Me: she has the human papillon virus?
Since we both have colds and refuse to leave the...
The dude and I are finally getting into Battlestar Galactica. Gods help us all.
Oooh!
Ive felt this stingy, sore feeling on my upper legs, just below my ass. All day ive been wondering what kind of horrible rash must be cropping up. I was hoping for something Liz Lemon worthy.
I just realized its a sunburn, in Feb! We were gardening in the backyard this morning and i was just wearing a long t-shirt and I guess the back of my thighs just werent ready for soooo much warm amazing...
butterflies with dicks: a compilation by everets
everets:
Just heard the following joke at the bar
What do you call an old lady’s pussy?
A vaginasaur.
What does a gay horse eat?
HAAAAAAAAYY!!
Reason #2,349 why I love to live in Cali
You can have an impromptu Presidents Day BBQ and be perfectly toasty with a hoodie and a heat lamp.
Of course, being Berkeleyites, we are a disgrace to grilling because we’re making
Corn
Olive oil, lemon pepper, honey bbq skewers w/ zucchini, bell pepper and tempeh.
Veggie burgers w/ cheddar and muenster.
Visiting Grams in the hospital.
Me: (dozing off as she goes on about this animal planet show with "hick yahoos")
Her: and then they've got those RIVER MONSTERS!
Me: wait, what?
So happy to be going home tomorrow.
My future visits to Chi need to be five days or less. This place can be toxic.
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