Mashed Potato Burrito

"- children - animals - old people - chocolate - singer/songwriters - flowers - crowds - white people..."

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:32:00 -0800

“- children
- animals
- old people
- chocolate
- singer/songwriters
- flowers
- crowds
- white people with dreads
- poor written communication skills (like spelling & grammar)
- standing on the bus
- driving
~and~
- pink nipples on white men (w/ 1 notable exception)””

- Things my roommate Klee hates.

datn: double recursion (click to embiggen for clarity)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:23:19 -0800

datn:

double recursion (click to embiggen for clarity)

juliasegal: This might be the best “worst tattoo” I have ever...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:58:13 -0800

juliasegal:

This might be the best “worst tattoo” I have ever seen. The dolphin has a tribal tattoo in case you didn’t look close enough i.e. you don’t know how to appreciate art.

This tattoo is an ARB. Lighter wielding fins down, it is the best thing on the internet. I’d post it every day if I could…

Hit the bitch

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:30:12 -0800

A Pimp Named Slickback: Did you know that at least 75% of bitches suffer from some kind of hearing loss? This alarming statistic means that, more likely than not, talking is not the most effective way to communicate with a bitch. That's when you have to hit her.
Tom Dubois: Whoa, what?
A Pimp Named Slickback: You tell her what you want her to do. If she say no, hit the bitch! Simple.
Tom Dubois: But I couldn't hit Sarah. I couldn't hit *any* woman.
A Pimp Named Slickback: Has *not* hitting the bitch been working? I mean, scientifically speaking, has not hitting the bitch achieved the desired result?
Tom Dubois: No way! I just, I can't, I couldn't, I won't!
A Pimp Named Slickback: Tom, take a deep breath. It's okay, people have phobias. Some niggas can't cross bridges, you can't go upside a bitch's head. Okay, we can beat this.

On archetype.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:05:51 -0800

dearcoketalk:

What are your unabashed thoughts on the Manic Pixie Dream Girl?

She’s the post-adolescent male version of a hyper-idealized romantic fantasy. In other words, Edward Cullen with tits instead of fangs.

She’s basically a femme fatale for guys that are pussies.

Pretty harmless, really.

tomoatmeal: A good part in the 2-Pack Shaker rapping song is...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:00:17 -0800

tomoatmeal:

A good part in the 2-Pack Shaker rapping song is when 2-Pack tells these guys that they gotta operate the easy way and then this other rapper gets all excited and is like, “I made a G today!,” thinking that he is going to impress 2-Pack, but really 2-Pack is like, “but you did it in a sleazy way.” Naturally, 2-Pack’s disapproval shames the other rapper into silence and you can tell he’s thinking, “Dammit! I just ruined my big chance! Me and my stupid mouth!” And then another rapper snickers at his friend like, “Haha! 2-Pack yelled at you.” But then the 2-Pack rapper scolds both of them: “Okay, out of the studio! Both of you idiots!”

(via datn)

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:48:35 -0800

(via datn)

"I can looks pretty hagsville when I hit up trader joes. I’m talking leggings with knee socks over..."

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:59:27 -0800

““I can looks pretty hagsville when I hit up trader joes. I’m talking leggings with knee socks over the leggings stuffed into boots and the tie on the back of the boots is frayed and unraveled. Then, a large enough t-shirt to cover a camel toe, if it doesn’t sorry folks, i’m only gonna be in there for 20 mins, then my large swacket to drape the whole mess in and if the hair is unruley I pop on a hipsterhontas head band, act like make up never existed, assault my face with some sunglasses and hit the road. Im really sure someone will put me on the look at this fucking hipster (mess) blog.””

- last night’s description of my trader joe’s ensemble. (via lauramenorah)

That’s what I wear on a good day, minus the hipsterhontas head band because giant elastic bands give my big dome a headache.

Can we say Missed Connection waiting to happen?

Mysterious and baffling spiral light over Norway. Dudes…I...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:52:52 -0800

Mysterious and baffling spiral light over Norway.

Dudes…I blame the Large Hardon Collider!

I forgot how awesome it is to put your damp hair in a pony tail and then take it down hours later for the conditioner scent ambush!

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:42:09 -0800

Garden Noam Chomsky!

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:52:45 -0800

Garden Noam Chomsky!

Photo

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:45:26 -0800

You know, you really do gotta pay the troll toll sometimes...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:28:59 -0800

(via stfumarrieds) Y’know…cat ladies may have a...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:50:44 -0800

(via stfumarrieds)

Y’know…cat ladies may have a point…

juliasegal: theahb: Where can I find this winner? I LOVE...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:45:30 -0800

juliasegal:

theahb:

Where can I find this winner? I LOVE movies.

…and I love pizza!

If I was a black chick, I’d be kinda pissed right now.

ericintl: This shirt was as inevitable As Gavin Newsom’s second...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:42:19 -0800

ericintl:

This shirt was as inevitable As Gavin Newsom’s second term. Of course I have to buy it now. (via)

RIP Hunk O’ Metal and Asphalt. I’m gonna pour some corrosive acid just outside of Treasure Island in your honor.

mattpayton: - The Onion I still think this is a great idea,...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:44:34 -0800

mattpayton:

- The Onion

I still think this is a great idea, because it hands out the original work to a lot of the had-to-sit-through-intelligent-design generation.

Reblogged because Julie’s answer was the first thought that came to my head.

So this month I managed to string together 50,950 words in such...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:57:51 -0800

So this month I managed to string together 50,950 words in such a way they bound together to tell the story of a fucked up family and their assorted abandonment issues. Many thanks goes to d@n who would be a passable cheerleader if it weren’t for the beard.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I’m going to read some porn for the next few days.

"Occasionally, instead of letting their iPhones run on iHungry, San Franciscans will actually show up..."

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:28:55 -0800

“

Occasionally, instead of letting their iPhones run on iHungry, San Franciscans will actually show up for the meal, but this doesn’t mean they aren’t going to be using their iPhone for something. When they aren’t looking up random facts on Wikipedia to confirm that they were right about something (!) they’re probably on twitter live-tweeting from the meal with the seriousness (and serious hotness) of Anderson Cooper on assignment for CNN.

San Francisco Thanksgivings are super green in the sense that everything is either from a farmers market or is so rustic looking that it gives the impression of being from a farmers market. I’m not saying that there are wild turkeys and tofurkeys running around San Francisco, but there are tons of pigeons and tofigeons, and there’s nothing a San Franciscan likes better than shopping more locally than you.

”

- Ramona Emerson, “Things San Franciscans Like: Thanksgiving”, SF Appeal

This was lovely, as expected, but its plot was so goddamn...

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:22:00 -0800

This was lovely, as expected, but its plot was so goddamn simple.